The Lincolnshire Zephyr - Legal Information

The Lincolnshire Zephyr is a spoof website. Nothing you read on it is factual or intended to be taken as factual, except the bits about us being skint. Oh, and this page, obviously.

Anyone intending to sue us anyway because they've taken exception to something they've read on here should refer to bit about us being skint. We truly are penniless upstarts.

Although everything on this website is stupid and fictional, it is also protected by copyright.

The Lincolnshire Zephyr does contain profanity and is therefore intended for audiences aged 18 years and above. However, it doesn't contain any porn, if that's what you're looking for.

Donating money to The Lincolnshire Zephyr Fund For A Better World will not neccessarily result in a better world.

No guarantee is offered regarding the advertisements displayed on the website and we are not responsible for the content of advertisers' websites. We are not responsible for any loss or disappointment experienced from the advertisers.

If you find the content of this website offensive, don't read it.